Any funny stories from your holiday travels?

In memory of a previous thread, any funny stories from an “escapade”  while traveling this holiday season?

I enjoy having sex in my wife’s old house and bedroom.  First, it feels just a little naughty; second, we have to be quiet for many reasons (people, creaky 150 yr old house, creaky bed, two story house, room above her parents but next to the stair by the living room, wood floors, etc) which adds excitement, fun, laughter and when we reach climax and/ OR in the case of yesterday, when we had been on the lower part of a single bed which after both quietly enjoying O’s, while backing out from her, tipped the edge of the single bed we were using up onto two legs which then slammed down on the floor as I removed my weight from it!  Sex is funny, it brings laughter and joy!!! Oh man, so much for being quiet! (Tears and laughter was flowing till it hurt!)  Thankfully, others were watching a game

Finally, the last reason I always tell my wife I want to “deflower” her in her childhood bedroom?  My wife NEVER had sex in her room, growing up OR with her previous husband of 15 yrs, so it’s a pride issue and I just like to “mark my territory” again and again there.  =D  That and sex is a taboo topic with her parents (which is SOOOOO different that my parents). Facetiously speaking, DW thinks her parents might have only had “intercourse” three times for three kids….and that is the proper term  according to her mom.

Under the stars Asked on January 1, 2020 in MARRIED SEX.
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    We didn’t travel this holiday season…. but your story does remind me of another holiday when we were sleeping on an air mattress. I can still see my naked husband popping up and flying off when I plopped down on the mattress, right into a stack of boxes.

    Under the stars Answered on January 1, 2020.

    That’s hilarious!!!

    on January 2, 2020.
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      We don’t travel, but we do enjoy being a little more handsy when we are at my parents’ house, just because when we used to spend all our time there we also wanted to be handsy but it was kind of a no-no. ;P Hubby likes to see how many times he can sneak a breast squeeze in without getting caught.

      Under the stars Answered on January 4, 2020.
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