Any one ever….

OK, so DW was on a new student college orientation ZOOM call today (since they couldn’t meet in person and families were invited) for her professional education program she’s entering this Fall and wanted me to be in on it in case I had any questions come to mind for her to ask.

DW was sitting beside me at work so I could listen in and I was definitely distracted by her cleavage on occasion, which was partially visible to me due to our height difference and seating arr.   So I, in a slightly turned on state and OBLIVIOUS to what was going on/why was sitting beside me, I reached over and started to cop a feel while this was going on. 😀  (Yeah…yeah, I did. I SERIOUSLY forgot about it.  Just the thought of this is bringing tears to my eyes so I can hardly see the screen.)  DW never missing a beat, just deftly & nonchalantly brushed my hand away and reminded me that the camera is on and she’s on live cam as a new student.  Ooooooooooooooops!!!!

So anyone else have an experience like that today? Just me?  Yeah, I felt bad and soooo embarrassed…and totally losing it for the next 5+ minutes.

Anyway so how was your day? Any story you’d like to share about how you embarrassed you or your spouse?

You do realize you can’t let the kids of either of you know about this or you’ll lose all credibility concerning correcting them on PDA, right?

-Scott

on August 5, 2020.

Her girls have seen the butt pinch or smack, they haven’t seen the fondle up top…but they’ve heard a few things or conversations that they like to refrain from ever remembering again.

on August 5, 2020.
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    On a somewhat related note, I will try to fondle my wife while she is on the phone with someone in her family and see how she reacts.  I get a good chuckle out of it as she tries to shoo me away.

    On the floor Answered on August 5, 2020.
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      This is funny @NWNL… I think this kind of thing is pretty common for my husband, it doesn’t really leave any kind of lasting impression on me anymore.  I just kind of roll my eyes and move on.

      Under the stars Answered on August 5, 2020.
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        I am waiting for the YouTube compilations of these type events….I know they are coming, may already be out there since I haven’t looked, but I know they are coming….  LOL

        I did see one where this gal was on ZOOM and her husband (I presume) came waltzing by behind her in nothing but tightly whiteys, kinda doing a little dance along the way, when she obviously hollered out and he turned and noticed the screen and bolted…..right into the door frame! …and onto the floor!   Then went crawling away….

        Maybe they were recording her meeting….you’ll soon find out I bet!

        Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on August 5, 2020.

        OK  – YEP,  just search ZOOM fails…..  and get ready to laugh, or cry, whatever is appropriate!

        on August 5, 2020.

        There are some hysterical zoom fails on YouTube, especially news anchors trying to work from home and their family members or pets getting in the way.

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          Back when the kids were doing online school near the beginning of lockdown we were all working at the dining room table. I was listening to pandora while doing my work and I let out a toot that was amplified by the wooden seat of my chair. What I didn’t realize was that my daughter was recording herself reading for her teacher and there wasn’t a way to stop or start the recording over. Wifey sent the teacher an apology email after we stopped cracking up. Her teacher thought it was funny and said she couldn’t wait to hear her recording!

          Most of my coworkers are introverted engineers so none of us have the camera on for meetings, just audio only.

          Fell out of ... Answered on August 5, 2020.

          Hallelujah for being able to turn off the camera!

          -Scott

          on August 5, 2020.

          LOL!  This story had me laughing!

          on August 5, 2020.

          I started laughing again typing it, it was so funny! The kiddos will be starting back to school online as well, so I have to be careful!

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            @NWNL a wonderful faux pas! If anyone who saw your innocent move doesn’t smile and appreciate it – they need to loosen up! 😁😁

            Under the stars Answered on August 5, 2020.
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              To take a phrase from one of the characters in the movie National Treasure (okay, it was one of the bad guys) “Why doesn’t that ever happen to me?”  Hopefully your DW is laughing about it. I can just hear the in class giggles when she walks into the room. You’re a legend now!

              Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on August 5, 2020.
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                @duchess – Glad to hear it. Proverbs 17:22 is one of my fave verses!

                Under the stars Answered on August 7, 2020.
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                  @NWNL:  I really appreciate you sharing this. I laughed about yours, I laughed about the others shared here, then I googled Zoom fails and laughed about a bunch more. I was feeling really low today and some good snort laughing was just what I needed! Thanks!!

                  Under the stars Answered on August 7, 2020.
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                    My wife and I went for a walk recently.  She was talking away to someone on her cell phone, speaking her language.  There was a car parked in front of one of the houses.  I reach over and grab her butt as we pass it.  My wife makes a shocked sound and says, in her language, that people might see.  Then she explains to the woman on the phone that I grabbed her butt.  I said we went behind a car.  Later I said she didn’t have to say anything to her friend about it.  I suppose someone in a house on the other side of the street could have seen.  It seemed low risk, and not that big of a deal.  IMO, a butt grab is a little less risque than a breast grab, but others might disagree.  I wouldn’t have done a breast grab on the street.

                    We had a TV in our room for a while.  My wife wanted me to cover it with a sheet.  She heard some of the TVs had cameras in them.  We have phones laying all over the bedroom, though.  I hear the Google people used to listen in through their cellphones through Google Assistant and listen to people making noises when they had sex until the company forbade it.

                    California King Answered on August 8, 2020.
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