I had the weirdest dream last night. Among other bizarre things that occurred, the scene that woke me was l went to the toilet because my genital area was feeling weird. I pulled down my pants, and started to panic because my pubic hair and penis were gone. Nothing there. Just skin. The little man was missing!
Woke up to find my plumbing was all present and accounted for. Whew!!!!
Freud would probably have had a heyday with that dream! Personally, I think it was too much fried chicken before bed 😂.
I’m sorry. That would not be funny, but I did laugh on reading this. I hope you recovered ok. I had a bad one recently, where I had published something very sexual on a group chat. I detest those chats and it was one that I was put on without permission, by a well meaning person. I don’t put anything on there myself, but with that dream, I woke in a fright and for several minutes I was convinced I had! Than it dawned on me that it was 3 am, and my phone was turned off in the office! What a blessed relief!