Clean Joke of the Day: 12/30/19
A wife was preparing a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he suddenly burst into the kitchen.
“Careful!” he said. “Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh, my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once!
“Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! Now! We need more butter! Oh, my! They’re going to stick!
Slow things down a bit! Careful! Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never!
Right, turn them! Hurry up! Turn them now! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! USE THE SALT! USE THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him in disbelief. “What is wrong with you? Do you think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband replied calmly, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
Courtesy of David Butler
That’s funny…. kind of. 😉 I think I laughed more at Scott bringing up Doug 😀
It is a fact that women have different depth perception than men. Also, as a Type 6, whom safety and security is highly important, my husband’s driving has caused a lot of tension in our marriage. Though, I have learned to keep my mouth shut most of the time, but my foot does end up on the dashboard a lot to brace myself for impact 😀