Clean Joke of the Day: 12/30/19

    A wife was preparing a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he suddenly burst into the kitchen.

    “Careful!” he said. “Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh, my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once!

    “Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! Now! We need more butter! Oh, my! They’re going to stick!

    Slow things down a bit! Careful! Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never!

    Right, turn them! Hurry up! Turn them now! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.

    Use the salt. USE THE SALT! USE THE SALT! USE THE SALT!”

    The wife stared at him in disbelief. “What is wrong with you? Do you think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

    The husband replied calmly, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

    Courtesy of David Butler

    Blanket on a secluded beach! Asked on December 30, 2019 in Chit Chat, Jokes, and More .
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      Ha! I’m guessing Doug might get a laugh at this based on his comment on the boundaries thread.

      Will this be a new daily thing?

      -Scott

      Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on December 30, 2019.
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        That’s funny…. kind of. 😉   I think I laughed more at Scott bringing up Doug  😀

         

        It is a fact that women have different depth perception than men.  Also, as a Type 6, whom safety and security is highly important, my husband’s driving has caused a lot of tension in our marriage.  Though, I have learned to keep my mouth shut most of the time, but my foot does end up on the dashboard a lot to brace myself for impact 😀

        Under the stars Answered on December 30, 2019.

        You’ll do more damage to your body with it braced for impact than if you relax. That’s why drunk drivers often walk away from the crashes they cause.

        I have had to curb my impulse to do the sudden intake of air. DH gets very upset when I do that. I tell him, “sometimes I just can’t help it!” (Letting him know that sometimes there’s GOOD REASON for me to react like that!!) 😀

        on January 1, 2020.
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          I thought he was going to turn out to be mimicking her comments during sex!

          Under the stars Answered on January 1, 2020.
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            Considering the forum, I thought the same thing as duchess.

            Under the stars Answered on January 1, 2020.
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              That is funny.

              My DW and I both tend to be critical of each other’s driving and it does sometimes cause tension.

              On the floor Answered on December 31, 2019.
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                That is a very funny joke.  My wife has her moments where she criticizes my driving, and it bugs me a lot.  Now, where is the ‘Dirty Joke of the Day’, considering the nature of this forum?

                Fell out of ... Answered on January 6, 2020.
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