Did you hear about the husband…
Did you hear about the husband who had never trimmed “down there” but heard that his wife would probably enjoy it, he would look bigger, and it might result in more OS for him?
Well he tried it once, being very careful with the scissors, and his wife loved it. It really helped his self confidence too. He tried it two more times, much to the same effect.
By the time he tried it the fourth time, his confidence with the scissors was better, and he was pressed for time that night. In his haste, there was an OUCH, as he accidentally cut a small 2-mm gash in his scrotum. He was embarrassed, but it was no big deal and stopped hurting in less than 10 minutes.
As foreplay was heating up that night, he casually mentioned to his wife that she should be gentle down there because he nicked himself with the scissors. “Babe,” said his wife, “I’m really upset. How could you be so careless?!?”
“Honey,” said the husband, “I’m still pretty new at this, so cut me some sack!!“