Has anyone here….got caught?

    Has anyone here been invaded during the act of lovemaking? Either by children, parents, siblings, friends, bosses, strangers, or anyone else? Could be from married life or maybe fornication from the days of yore.

    Was it traumatic to you or the unfortunate spectator?

    Or maybe YOU were the one who barged in?

    Surely someone has a story  

     

    Thankfully, we never have. Nothing more than some little fingers under the door. 

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      We have had a daughter come in and even climb on my husband’s back as he had stilled and was still on me. We were under the blankets, so she had no clue. No trauma for any of us… just a memory and laughter as a couple.

      BUT, last night, though we weren’t doing anything, my husband was laying on the bed in the buck, spread eagle because it was hot, while I was sitting at the end of the bed… our 19yo knocked as he was opening the door. Because I was sitting at the end of the bed, I was making the blankets impossible for my husband to grab and cover up… all I can see is my son not being sure what he was seeing so he stood there a little longer than one would think a son would do and hearing my husband struggling to try to find something to grab plus sputtering trying to get something out to say to our son. We haven’t seen him yet today, but I have asked my husband if we’ll need to get our son some counseling for his potential trauma. I have broken out in laughter multiple times today as I remember it.

      Under the stars Answered on April 28, 2020.

      Seeing your dad letting his junk breathe would be 100% effective at improving knocking etiquette.

      on April 28, 2020.

      Well, we hope so!  I am a “face it head on” type of person, rather than “ignore the elephant in the room” type.  So, when we saw him, I brought it up.  😀  He said, “That’s what a lock is for.”  I said, “That’s why you are supposed to knock and wait until you hear a reply, before you open the door.”  My husband said, more than once, “Naked time with your wife is important!”  And then I had to laugh and talk about his dad scrambling for some coverings and coming up empty!  ROTFL…. I’m not going to let this one die for a looonnnng time!

      on April 28, 2020.

      LOL

      on April 29, 2020.
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        Sure. Our son walked in on us one night, shining his toy flashlight on us and asking “what are you two doing?”. We managed to come up with an acceptable explanation.

        Fell out of ... Answered on April 28, 2020.
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          No, thankfully not.

          One time we were about to start, we had laid some of the stuff out on the bed. DD1 came down the hall and stopped at our door calling. We were both still dressed but we aren’t sure which of the things on the bed that she saw. But she didn’t say anything.

          Under the stars Answered on April 28, 2020.
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            No for us, but have to wonder if noises have carried, especially when our bedroom is next to the door leading down to the basement family room.  Also concerning is that our house was built somewhere around 1837 and has no wall insulation.

            SC your recent experience is hilarious.  I guess locks may still be needed even where adult children are concerned.  🙂

            On the floor Answered on April 28, 2020.
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              Well one time i had a particularly “enjoyable” orgasm and while it wasn’t scream level, i was terrified that the sound had carried to the neighbors and i felt a lot of shame even though i have no idea if they heard.

              Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on April 28, 2020.

              You may have been the inspiration they needed. 🙂

              on April 28, 2020.
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                We were at our annual family church camping trip, We were only married 3 years. We had just got the toddler down for nap in the tent next to ours (2 small tents connected to a central large one) when we decided that we needed a “nap” too. Well we were being quiet and not shaking the tent. we were so convincing we heard our friend walking up to see if they could find us. I heard them saying that they thought we were over at our site. The worst bit was the fact they walked over right as I was Finishing in the Mrs. and trying to keep quiet was soooo hard. We laugh about it today, but we never told our friends about it.

                Queen bed Answered on April 28, 2020.

                what is with camping and friends? Does anyone know about camp site privacy and property lines?? I’m lost on this.

                on April 29, 2020.
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                  Update on my story… the whole family, minus the son who walked in last night, went for a walk.  Last night came up, and come to find out, this son walked out and informed all his siblings…with some gagging… that he just walked in on mom and dad “doing the deed”.  😆  We got to set the record straight with them all. 🙂

                  Under the stars Answered on April 28, 2020.

                  LOL!  Why?  In their eyes, is the story any less disturbing?  ROTFL!

                  on April 29, 2020.

                  Whether it was disturbing or not… it was a great laugh for all of us….laughter is a good medicine, right? So maybe it keeps certain traumas away 😉

                  on April 29, 2020.

                  So what would your son say if he actually saw you “doing the deed”? I would think one could only exaggerate so much…

                  -Scott

                  on April 29, 2020.
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                    No, not the family, just her friends..  And, that is why the kids have never walked in on us.  The room has to be bolted shut before we have ever proceeded to do the deed.  In retrospect, it is much better this way.

                    Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on April 28, 2020.
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                      Nope. We lock our door. In a different house that had no lock on our bedroom door, we occasionally moved a dresser against the door if we did it during the day when the children were around.

                      Under the stars Answered on April 28, 2020.
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                        There are presently 6+ kids in the house. We have a locked door. My wife used to put her hand on my mouth when I exhaled loudly at the “end.” However, at times we are just fooling around after her shower and I noticed that older kids, teens and up (both my 23 yr old and my 25 yr old), tend to be more likely to walk right in assuming 50+ year olds don’t ever have sex or something like that.

                        Late night sex or early morn sex is best. If you allow the kids to play a late night, loud movie, ie, Terminator or other loud movies for them, you can be a lot louder with music in the room. We’ve done it…got to…too many kids around.

                        Hammock Answered on April 29, 2020.
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