I don’t mean to brag, but…

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    I don’t mean to brag, but my wife and I have had sex every day this decade. 😜

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      As SongofAngels said, my wife would be sore.

      The first summer we were married, we’d been making love every day and over 30x on our 10 day honeymoon, despite being middle aged. My wife made the mistake of stating to her women’s Bible study that her hips were really sore and she didn’t know why.  (Hahahaha)  Lets just say, she quickly realized the reason and the error of saying anything to her group with the raucous laughter and good-natured ribbing she then endured.  They decided not to lay hands on her (and pray for “healing”) since it was apparent by her comment that I’d already been doing enough “laying on of hands”. =D

      On the floor Answered on January 2, 2020.
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        FYI the joke is that 1-1-20 was the start of a new decade. So we had sex once this year and thus every day this decade… 👍🏻

        King bed Answered on January 2, 2020.

        Oh haha i am so dense

        on January 2, 2020.
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          I got it immediately 😀  I think I am getting more chuckles out of people not getting it.

          Under the stars Answered on January 2, 2020.
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            All i can say as a woman is ouch, LOL

            Fell out of ... Answered on January 1, 2020.
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              I laughed so hard when I caught on, LOL. Til then, I was baffled, to say the least.

              On the floor Answered on January 1, 2020.
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                So after seeing this thread, I told my DW after she got up this morning about the “decade challenge” and asked if she was ready to do it every day for the next THREE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED FIFTY-TWO days (with Leap Years). She promptly declined remembering the first 8 months of our marriage 😀 and that Bible study incident.

                BUT…I’ll bet our number will be at least 50% of that. Man, I love my wife. God has blessed us both and is allowing us to make up for all the “years the locust” destroyed. He is good and a God of second chances!!!

                 

                On the floor Answered on January 2, 2020.

                There are some things I won’t even joke about with my husband because he will take it seriously.  LOL

                on January 2, 2020.

                LOL. Too funny SC.

                on January 2, 2020.
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                  🙄

                  Challenge accepted! 😮

                  Fell out of ... Answered on January 1, 2020.
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                    I haven’t had sex since last year…

                    On the floor Answered on January 2, 2020.
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                      Was it at 12:01 AM?!

                      On the floor Answered on January 2, 2020.
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                        Really!

                        Thats great

                        Congrats.

                        Hmm, I know a number of wives  will sometimes say NO to sex.

                        How did you achieve that?

                        Queen bed Answered on January 2, 2020.
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