Inappropriate jokes that are funny (or silly or lame or “dad” jokes)

A man goes to the doctor for a check up. The doctor says “You need to stop masturbating”. The patient says “why?” The doctor says “Because I’m trying to examine you”.

This one gets me every time LOL

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    Did you hear about the streaker in church?

    They caught him by the organ!

    Under the stars Answered on January 8, 2021.
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      How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.

      What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees

      Queen bed Answered on January 8, 2021.
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        Do you know why you should never tell your spouse any secrets in a cornfield?

        Because there are lots of ears around!

        Fell out of ... Answered on January 8, 2021.
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          One more and then I’m going to sleep….
          Why is it so cool in a ballpark?
          Because there are fans everywhere ( pre pandemic, of course!)

          Fell out of ... Answered on January 8, 2021.
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            Not so much a joke as a horrifying fact of nature:  When octopi reproduce, the male breaks off his penis and gives it to the female with which to impregnate herself.

            Under the stars Answered on January 8, 2021.

            Ouch 😆 !!

             

            on January 9, 2021.

            Hopefully she likes him more than a friend.

            on January 9, 2021.
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              Here’s another.

              A guy goes to his doctor and says, “Doctor, I have 5 penises” The doctor says ” That’s incredible! How do your pants fit?” The patient says “Like a glove!”

              Hammock Answered on January 8, 2021.
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                A lady goes to a cardiologist because of chest pains.  He runs a bunch of tests, and then she slaps him when he says she has acute angina

                Queen bed Answered on January 9, 2021.
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