Kid Pretend Sword Types
“I used to have them in a box with a combination lock, but that takes too long to open when in the heat of the moment (or anticipation of the moment).”
Yeah, no thank you. We keep ours by the bed, either in a drawer, on the side of the bed farthest from the door in a cubby or actually out in plain sight. Our we-vibe chorus is sitting out in plain sight on my nightstand because it has a charging case with cover so no one needs to know. On the other hand, if the girls come in and sit on the bed and look over at the wall & her “cubbies/night stand, they could easily see her bright pink “orgasm” machine unless she put it in her toy bag. Oh well, our room, our space. Let ’em ask if they dare. We’ve got nothing to hide and are more than willing to have discussions about marriage, love and sex. It’s a God-given blessing for all marriages.
Funny indeed. Our kids are beyond the toy sword stage, however, I still need to find a convenient way to hide our sex toys! we keep them in a drawer next to our bed. I used to have them in a box with a combination lock, but that takes to long to open when in the heat of the moment (or anticipation of the moment).
Although, growing up with an eye surgeon for a dad, all of those are off the table for the boys in my family. Dad always has a story about the time he had to remove a from some kid’s eye.
I bet he would have kept any massager cautionary tales silent, though. 😜