Kid Pretend Sword Types

Ran into this graphic a few weeks ago. Thought about it today and figured I’d share. 🙂

Under the stars Asked on October 14, 2020 in Chit Chat, Jokes, and More .
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    Or tampons! 😂

    Hammock Answered on October 15, 2020.
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      “I used to have them in a box with a combination lock, but that takes too long to open when in the heat of the moment (or anticipation of the moment).”

      Yeah, no thank you. We keep ours by the bed, either in a drawer, on the side of the bed farthest from the door in a cubby or actually out in plain sight. Our we-vibe chorus is sitting out in plain sight on my nightstand because it has a charging case with cover so no one needs to know.  On the other hand, if the girls come in and sit on the bed and look over at the wall & her “cubbies/night stand, they could easily see her bright pink “orgasm” machine unless she put it in her toy bag. Oh well, our room, our space. Let ’em ask if they dare. We’ve got nothing to hide and are more than willing to have discussions about marriage, love and sex. It’s a God-given blessing for all marriages.

      Under the stars Answered on October 15, 2020.

      I like that! We kind of did the same thing, we have sex toys, but never locked them up, usually just put them in a drawer near the bed. I know our kids saw them over the years, hopefully they now know it is ok to have toys in their marriages.

      on October 15, 2020.
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        Funny indeed. Our kids are beyond the toy sword stage, however, I still need to find a convenient way to hide our sex toys! we keep them in a drawer next to our bed. I used to have them in a box with a combination lock, but that takes to long to open when in the heat of the moment (or anticipation of the moment).

         

        Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on October 15, 2020.
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          Funny 😆

          Under the stars Answered on October 14, 2020.
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            LOL!

            Under the stars Answered on October 14, 2020.
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              BAHAHAHAHA!

              Although, growing up with an eye surgeon for a dad, all of those are off the table for the boys in my family. Dad always has a story about the time he had to remove a from some kid’s eye.

              I bet he would have kept any massager cautionary tales silent, though. 😜

              Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on October 14, 2020.

              My son took out my eye (and 1-month-old glasses) at the start of the year with a lightsaber. I didn’t play lightsabers with the kids again for probably 6 months…

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