Similar to the QOTD, what is the most embarrasing thing your kids have found of yours?
For us its when our 13 year old was going through of one our side tables looking for fingernail clippers or something and found a big, very realistic vibrator. She took a picture and sent it to me (mom) and said look what I found…
We had a nice long talk later about respecting space and asking first before rummaging around in other peoples stuff.
And we also moved our stash of things
Oh this is a good one for sure. Of what I know of, because I am careful and try to hide well our toys and such. I know when my youngest was younger he mentioned about what KY jelly was. I asked him why he asked and he said I saw it setting on your night stand. I explained it was women stuff and he was ok with that. My husband laughed. He said you should have told him it was some really good lube that makes things feel so good. Lol
If they’ve found some things, they haven’t said anything to us…and we have teens that like to borrow mom’s stuff sometimes.
With that said, one bonus daughter came in and, while she was laying on it, asked for the Liberator heart-shaped wedge we keep on the bed, for her room. (ROTL!!!) She clearly had NO CLUE of what body parts have been in contact with it and its use. Wife was dying telling me about that.
Many moons ago, my DW was talking about how her neck was hurting and wanted me to give her a neck massage. Our oldest, maybe 6 or so at the time, said something like “I got this mom” and ran off – into our room apparently. He came back a minute later with a vibrator and cranked the thing on to full speed to get that tight muscle worked out. Lol. That’s the day we realized the drawer in the nightstand wasn’t the best spot for things. Especially with a kid who has always wondered what everything is and how it works.
In a move, there was a bedroom box that one of them opened. in it, he pulled out what you might call a pair of men’s lingerie. It was an elephant head of underwear. The type in which the trunk of the elephant slips over the penis. We had a talk about respecting the places of others.
I posted about this recently. I feared our young teen daughter found our stash of sex toys and was exploring with a vibrator; however on balance I believe she had not. We have culled the collection and put the “occasional use” ones in a box with a combination lock designed for the purpose from Covenant Spice. The one regular standby is somewhat more easily accessible because the time it takes to get it out mid-encounter is to my arousal like upturning the milk…leaks out at a fast rate til it’s all gone and there’s a big mess and there’s no breakfast and nobody’s happy. We’ve had some talks about personal boundaries, and it is more hidden than it was, so I think we are good now.
She has also caught me posting to this board a time or two (though I thought I had kept my laptop well-turned aside) and speaks with disgust of my “sex blog”.
Never had our kids make any discoveries, but Slipthegrasp reminds me of some friends we were helping move. I started hauling out furniture in the maser bedroom, and I pulled out a couple drawers from the dresser to pack out to the U-Haul. Talk about a toy stash! Vibrators, vibrating eggs, a heap of dildos that made it look like a porcupine was laying in there. Not to mention g-srtings, and thongs and skimpy things like that, both his and hers.
I slipped that drawer right back in where I got it! When I came back in the house, our wives were in there giggling, going through that same drawer, with ‘reviews’ on the contents.
Us guys headed to move another room.
Recently, one of our children asked why we had a jar of coconut oil by our bed. My DW said she uses it on her skin as a moisturizer. Fortunately, he did not open the nightstand draw which holds our magic wand and some assorted other toys! Time to get a box with a lock.