Things that your spouse has said about sex/activities that made you go


    Hmmmm!! In a good way but that also surprised you?

    I got a box of vegetables, etc. from a friend and one of them was those wrapped cucumbers that are very long…English cuc’s maybe?? IDK but i’m not a fan of cucumbers at all but my hubby carried the box in and said oh…this gives me ideas!!

    :O 😀 ha! And yes if he wanted to i would “do something” about it but i have a fear of something up there that shouldn’t be (ie food).

    On the floor Asked on March 20, 2020 in Activities & Items .
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      A few things:

      1. A couple weeks into talking about adding a vibe, and I actually showed her the two I had identified as good bets online (Married Dance). She said “go ahead and get both”. Yes ma’am!
      2. Thinking about marriage-bed goals for 2020, she said “I’d like to try for triple digits this year.” Sign me up!
      3. Actively during intercourse many times, she has said “You know I like it rough” and “[Censored] me harder!”
      4. One time she woke me up in bed and said “I want to suck your [penis].” I said “Um, ok!”

      I have an amazing wife! 😀


      On the floor Answered on March 20, 2020.

      oh dear!! 🙂

      i am wondering if i should pursue the vegetable item? IDK if he’d actually do it though, never have done that kind of stuff.

      on March 20, 2020.

      Totally up to you and your DH! If you are curious to try, just ask him if he is interested! Oh, and you can use a condom on it to reduce those other issues.

      on March 20, 2020.

      @SOA, do it if you are comfortable. We tried lots of things, including a rightly shaped cucumber, at Mrs. Youngbear’s behest. Never an issue; always an adventure!

      on March 20, 2020.

      The English cucumbers would probably be a lot more pleasant than the overgrown garden cukes my DH has liked to experiment with in the past. Just be sure to wash it and if there is a “stem” end with anything rough on it, use the other end. Condoms would probably be a great idea; not sure why it never occurred to us to use them. If you ever use a garden cuke, make sure to scrape off all the little prickles!

      on March 21, 2020.

      Update yes it was an English cuc and he washed it as i perceived some resistance from him so that immediately shut me down but he seeing my reaction (tried to hide it) insisted we try it and it wasn’t to my liking, ie didn’t do anything for me at all so at least we can say we tried it albeit w/out much enthusiasm.

      I am prone to being easily irritated despite lube and Estrogen therapy and actually instead of being exquisitely pleasurable like it used to be (penetration), it now is not, just kind of meh. His penis still feels good inside but not Wow anymore, it is age related and it is what it is which means no $ spent on penetrative toys!

      on March 22, 2020.
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        1. “The beach is empty. Let’s take advantage!”
        2. “I saw a family bathroom across from our section… wanna do it before the game starts?” (At a Major League Baseball game)
        3. “I have a LOT inside me that I need to get out!” (Right before her biggest FE ever, that required us to change the sheets and the mattress pad, and inspired us to by a throw blanket just for sex)
        4. “I brought some chocolate frosting but no birthday cake” (right before she spread it on my penis and gave me OS (one of only 4 times she’s ever done that for me)

        Fell out of ... Answered on March 20, 2020.
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          It was just the other day when I was ordering online from Chick-fil-A for her to pick up on the way home from work.

          She said, “would you mind if I got a grilled chicken chicken sandwich since it costs a little more?”

          My response was, “As long as you let me ‘grill’ your sandwich later! 😉”

          Usually, she hesitates when I use such innuendo, but instead, she laughed and said, “Okay! You have a deal!”

          I should have responded with, “It’d be my pleasure!” 😆

          Queen bed Answered on March 21, 2020.

          I like it! I do the same thing. I love making those corny innuendos to her.  She thinks its funny. Then I have to say that I really mean it, and usually we get around to it as soon as we have a chance. Laughter is a great doorway. Also, making a deal like you mentioned.

          on March 21, 2020.

          The same for my H and me, obviously, with the cucumber example.

          on March 21, 2020.
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            I recall the first time that Mrs. Oldbear invited me to masturbate for her. She knew that I needed relief and generously offered to have me do so for me . . . and her. She, generally, is not the initiator, so this overt suggestion/offer gave me the thrill of every superlative that I can think of! She continues to enjoy doing this to/for me.

            Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on March 21, 2020.
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              Could someone tell me why my post was marked “Answered”? I’d like to have more responses if there are any, i didn’t mark it Answered.

              On the floor Answered on March 21, 2020.
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                Two other sex/activities that Mrs. Youngbear/Oldbear surprised me by indicting her desire and enjoyment was 1) inviting me to shave her completely during a hot time of foreplay and 2) physically initiating anal play. The anal play came about during foreplay when my labial activity took me close to her anal area. She moved and shifted so that digital penetration was clearly her desire and intent.

                Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on March 21, 2020.
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                  @SOA, you are the only one who can remove the “best answer”. I think most of us who have been around understand how things go and aren’t offended by it. I personally always remove any selected “best answer” on my questions because I they are the kind of questions I want to remain open.

                  Under the stars Answered on March 21, 2020.

                  I have never voted a “best answer” but i don’t mind i just didn’t want my post “ANSWERED” as i would still like posts if anyone else has anything to say 🙂  But it really doesn’t matter!

                  I didn’t even educate myself on the points system until a few weeks ago 🙂

                  on March 21, 2020.
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