Those :oops: moments…

    While I was apart for my husband for a week and a half, I thought I would treat him, since I was texting him right after I got out of the shower.  With the wiping the steam off the mirror at just the right place, my face and other parts could be hidden while he got a look at “his fawns”… with a message to delete soon, since in was in his texts.

    The 😳 part…. last night as we were talking about a son and some choices, it went to “covenant eyes”, which my husband and sons are “accountability patners”… I suddenly realized my son may have gotten a screen shot of my photo for his dad.  When I mentioned it to my husband, he said he had already thought about it and he came up with an answer if our son said something…. “Don’t you recognize them, you’ve seen them before [breastfeeding] ;), then he would go to the truth and points to ways of the married.  Geez….parenthood. 🙂

    Under the stars Asked on January 29, 2020 in Chit Chat, Jokes, and More .
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      This morning DH had just come in the bedroom after our joint shower. We had lazily enjoyed each other’s company and uninhibited conversation, though I don’t recall anything overtly sexual. Suddenly, while we were both still naked (except for his underwear) DD opened her bedroom door and shouted, “I’m going to shower! Finally! I’ve been waiting for like a half an hour!” I hollered back (as a warning) “We’re both naked in here!” because our door was still open and she would have to pass it to get to the bathroom. DH hid in the closet and I got closer to the wall, out of eye-shot (too far away to get it closed without coming face to face at exactly the wrong moment) and saw her scurry by with her face covered, lol. The perils of everyone deciding we are too tired to shower at night on the same night and having only one shower!

      If our new showering together habit wasn’t obvious before, it is now! 😀

      Under the stars Answered on January 30, 2020.

      It’s a moment she’ll always remember. Whether anything happened or not, DD can know that parents who love each other can and should enjoy each other intimately (whether something happened or not is immaterial). My bonus daughters never saw their mom & dad show affection and he showered in a separate bath downstairs. The girls know why we installed a larger walk-in shower after their mom & I married and said they were never gonna use it…BUT when push comes to shove after we’ve been freezing at one of their outdoor sporting events in the bone-chilling cold, it’s amazing how they don’t mind using our shower while a sibling is in the other one at the same time. 😀

      on January 30, 2020.

      Keep investing in your marriage Duchess! One day they’ll be gone and it’ll just be the two of you.

      Sadly, I’ve got a few more years before it happens again….BUT this time around,  it’ll be more fun and I’ve got someone to share a bed with. I can’t wait for our first Cmas Eve without any kids in the house!!!!

      on January 30, 2020.

      Yes, we both feel that keeping our relationship healthy is vital. We spent the first twelve years of our marriage childless, with nine of those spent attempting to have a child and mourning our infertility and the loss of a son to a failed adoption. We have just one daughter and she sometimes talks about going out into the world and living somewhere far away (Greece was her dream at one point; thank God that has passed!) and we want her to do whatever God has for her without being limited by us, but I know our “empty nest syndrome” will be complicated by our relationship with  the time the nest was empty and waiting.

      My point is, we can count on only 4 or 5 years left with her here and I intend on making darn sure DH and I will be a healthy duo when she launches, but at the same time I’m not going to wish it away!

      on January 30, 2020.
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        Oh my! What a crazy thing to have happen!  Is that a boo-boo or what!

        Sometimes not knowing if they saw it, is worse that knowing.

         

        Under the stars Answered on January 29, 2020.
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          Oh man. These are some funny stories. We’ve embarrassed our kids on numerous occasions with conversation and txts. Sometimes being blunt is more hilarious and just accepting that they got the truth about our relationship.

          One of my fave stories was when wife asked daughter what/who she heard one afternoon while we were making love. DD1 (my step D) said she heard her mom and then she scampered off from the living room to hide in her room. We were at the table eating dinner and wife turned stage 3 sunburnt red from her chest to the top of her head. We were in tears…and W always figured it was me DD1 heard. Thankfully it was her mom and we’ll never forget that experience.

          Under the stars Answered on January 30, 2020.
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            I had a portable Playstation in Iraq… my wife had loaded some pictures of herself on it before sending it to me…when I got home, it went to the donate pile for a church yard sale yet I forgot about the pictures…the following Sunday after the yard sale, the woman were all looking at my wife funny, because it had gotten around that the boy who got the Playstation saw all the pictures. While all the ladies told her in private they thought what she did was awesome… I was in the serious dog house for that one

            On the floor Answered on January 30, 2020.

            ROTFL….wow!!! How embarrassing. Did you go find another church? 😀

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              I was watching a woman on TV discussing what makes marriage flourish, and of course one of the factors she mentioned was having  a good sex life. My wife was in the kitchen, and I turned in that direction and said something like ‘…see, we need to make sure we are ‘kicking boots’ as often as we can…’.. Expecting to hear my wife, I was mortified to hear my daughter say ‘…hey Dad, I am sitting right here!….” Unbeknownst to me she was sitting at the kitchen table at a spot that was out of my field-of-view! I don’t think I said anything but I did change the channel.

              On the floor Answered on January 31, 2020.
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                This nearly happened to us, this weekend. Both of us were on separate guys (all family)  and gals (all friends) retreats. We had a thread going between one of our kids/grandkids families and both of us. I sent a text meant ONLY for Mrs. Oldbear, thinking I was 1-1 with her (NOT!) that was borderline TMI. A good thing I didn’t add my last unvarnished thought 😳. Later that morning, my son-in-law chuckled and said, ‘Saw your text to Mom!’   Whew!

                Under the stars Answered on January 30, 2020.
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                  I doubt that you scarred him to the point of psychiatric help. 🤣 . We had a wedding (daughter number 3) at our house this last weekend. During the push for everyone to get dressed in time I ended up in my bedroom getting dressed with two of the other three daughters busy taping up boobies. Backs to me – and me to them – everyone had a giggle and got on with it.  🤷‍♂️

                  Queen bed Answered on January 30, 2020.
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                    We haven’t had any situations like this, but I could only imagine the level of embarrassment my wife would endure if she were to ever send a pic to someone accidentally. 😬

                    Twin bed Answered on January 30, 2020.
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                      So…do tell, did your son ever say anything? Or is it gonna come up at a family dinner 2-10 years from now? Or even at your funeral as the kids reflect on memories of you? LOL!  As I previously mentioned, it took 2 years for my bonus daughter to admit to what happened.

                      Under the stars Answered on March 15, 2020.
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                        @NWNL, there is no evidence the photo was randomly captured by Covenant Eyes, so we are hoping my husband deleted it quick enough and nothing was seen. I guess only time will tell. 🙂

                        Under the stars Answered on March 15, 2020.
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