Today’s Question(s) of the Day for 10/10/2019
We use them lots. For instance, DH was complaining about something being hard. I remarked that I liked ‘hard things.’ He doesn’t appreciated the humor as much as I do, but what can he do, but laugh and carry on.
Bonus question- I flash him every couple days, when I have a risky chance.
We have a lot of double entendres, he will send me a picture of sausage from the grocery store, or joke that he wants to play “hide the salami” when I’m making sandwiches and ask if he wants salami on his.
When our kids were little there was a Winnie the Pooh movie where they talked about looking for a “honey pot” and that term became a longstanding joke between us where he wants to find my honey pot.
We’ve used eggplant and a few other emojis to send suggestive texts.
Also anything stick like (kitchen spoons, paint stirring sticks, a piece of trim he had leftover from a woodworking project )become innuendo as a spanking implement. We don’t always use them that way but he will hold something up and wiggle his eyebrows at me suggestively.
Hmm can’t remember that last time I flashed him purposefully, I walk around naked a lot when the kids are in bed but I don’t really consider that flashing.
Over the years, our sexual innuendos are streaky (pun intended!). Lately, it’s all about the ‘girls.’ These innuendos always perk us up and play out in various ways!
Me: “Are the girls lonely?” Her: A coy smile
Her: “The girls would like to play.” Me: OK!!
Bonus Answer: We don’t flash flash, but we purposely walk around naked. Also, the other night when we were flirting about the ‘girls,’ Mrs. Oldbear pulled her form fitting, night gown top down to expose and present her lovely ‘girl’ to me.
Yes, lots of innuendos, spoken and via txt emojis or pics. I’ll walk around a store and take pics of suggestive products and send them to her. Flashing? She flashes me on occasion, more in txt pics than in real life ’cause like another said. I see her naked every day so it’s not as big a deal since I can see her, ask to see the “girls”…and feel her up without ticking her off….as long as I connect with her and show her tenderness and love regularly as well without being sexual too..
Whatever regular household or every day life terms that can remotely be related to sex we will use with each other when we’re horny. For example, the other day I mentioned putting the garden hoses away for the winter. DW mentioned she wanted “a hose” in her. So, anything goes.
I believe I have flashed my wife within the last couple of weeks.
We notice song lyrics or things said on TV a lot and since we usually have DD with us, we tend to turn toward each other and our eyes meet and we hide our little smiles from DD. One I remember from years ago–actually before we were married–that made me swoon and has just always stuck with me: we passed a furniture store at the mall and (setting up housekeeping on my mind) I admired a bed on display. His comment was, “It looks sturdy enough.” I think it was just that little hint of cockiness in the comment that gave it a sexy punch.
DH also likes to allude to cucumbers to me, implying he would like to use one on me.
we use innuendoes constantly. In texts, in our private chat program, in real life conversations, etc. we tone it down when we’re around our older kids, but it’s pretty much all the time, especially when we’re feeling horny. And we flash each other nearly every day in some form or another. Or send each other pics using our private chat app.