Today’s Question(s) of the Day for 12/02/2019

    What’s something naughty your spouse has said that caught you totally off-guard?

    On the floor Asked on December 2, 2019 in Question of the Day.
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      After I had been standing stage one day, she told me that she had been thinking of me being naked!

      Under the stars Answered on December 2, 2019.
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        In the past few years, Mrs. Oldbear will surprise me with a perfectly timed sexy phrase or come-on statement with racy verbs, adverbs, and adjectives for my(our) ears, only. Moreover, they are intended to make me act upon them.

        On the floor Answered on December 2, 2019.
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          From time to time my wife will use some sexual innuendo when I least expect it and it surprises me because she rarely uses it.

          Hammock Answered on December 2, 2019.
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            The first time he used the F word during sex was a total shock–he never cusses–and completely thrilling.

            Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on December 2, 2019.

            “thrilling”…as in, you want him to use that kind of language?

            on December 2, 2019.

            I don’t mind the use in the bedroom, but I have noticed that when he opens himself up to use stronger language in the bedeoom, it has slipped into other areas of life, and that I am not impressed with, at all. I would rather have tamer language in the bedroom if he can’t control his tongue outside of the bedroom.

            on December 2, 2019.

            Unfortunately, it would remind me of my sinful mistakes…

            on December 2, 2019.

            He never uses it outside the bedroom, and yes, thrilling as in I enjoyed how it made me feel. I certainly wouldn’t want him to just spout filthy talk the whole time every time, but at the right moment, a primal growl of a properly placed vulgarity is very much a turn-on. I think it also has to do with how you feel about language in general:  we both crave well-told, good stories and enjoy playing with words like they are magical color- and shape-changing Legos. The cuss bricks might be super special, so that you really don’t want to use them much in your construction because they don’t have enough substance, BUT:  they are still just bricks.

            on December 2, 2019.

            My husband is one who never swears outside the bedroom (I am completely against cursing) but he does use the F word and others during sex and I also have come to find it a turn on, but its only a turn on because its limited to that one area, if it bled into regular life I wouldn’t like it.

            on December 3, 2019.
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              There was that one time when the stars and moon aligned…Our daughter was somewhere and I was about to go back to work or I had to do something…she was sitting at the dinner table and she blurted out of the blue, “I feel like making love.”

              Of course, this would happen when I had something to do…

              On the floor Answered on December 2, 2019.
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                I rarely get caught off-guard, especially with my husband, I pretty much expect anything that might come out of his mouth.

                Under the stars Answered on December 2, 2019.
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                  Nothing…she won’t talk like that

                  Fell out of ... Answered on December 2, 2019.
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                    At dinner with friends he whispered in my ear that my nipples were poking at the material of my dress and he wished he could just kiss them there and then even if everyone watched. He wants me to use naughty words during sex but I have a difficult time thinking of what to say and when and it takes my concentration away from what he is doing. But I have tried a few times.

                    Queen bed Answered on December 2, 2019.
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                      One day when I was away visiting my parents, she sent me a text message saying “Last night I woke up from an erotic dream. I got really turned on, so I had to take care of myself.”

                      Double bed Answered on December 3, 2019.

                      Did you return the favor?

                      on December 3, 2019.

                      When I got home I asked her to show me exactly what she did…

                      on December 4, 2019.
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