Today’s Question(s) of the Day for 8/8/2019
Since I’ve enjoyed a wonderful sex life with Mrs. Youngbear/Oldbear and together we’ve brought ten offspring into this world, I like my genitals quite well! Even at my older age, they work well. I like the way they look, and so does Mrs. Oldbear – not too big, not too small, just right. I do admit that I enjoy looking at myself when masturbating (we both enjoy mirror sex).
This question reminded me of the purported quip by Groucho Marx on his You Bet Your Life show.
GROUCHO: “Why do you have so many children? That’s a big responsibility and a big burden.”
MRS. STORY: “Well, because I love my children and I think that’s our purpose here on Earth, and I love my husband.”
GROUCHO: “I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”
Similar to OWM I can get frustrated when they have a mind of their own, especially during teenage years. I could hardly hold hands with Wifey when we were dating without tenting. The only other frustrations I can think of are the dull ache after several days without an orgasm, and the awkwardness of needing to adjust the placement during inopportune times. Other than that, they’ve given me 2 beautiful children and lots of pleasurable experiences with Wifey.