Vegetables anyone?

    Happy New Year everybody

    DW and myself have been exploring using zucchini or cucumbers instead of buying expensive toys . Is this something that anybody has experience with or could  provide some tips? We also like doing fun things that make us laugh and giggle and I think there would be a lot of that . I remember there being some stuff on the old forums. 

    Thanks and happy giggles to everyone.

    Double bed Asked on January 8, 2020 in Activities & Items .
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      If you’ve ever known someone who has worked in an ER, this is not something you’d consider doing.

      On the floor Answered on January 9, 2020.
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        Wash them and use a condom on them.  It can always be fun to experiment, but I can also say that they will not be as comfortable a silicone toy.

        Under the stars Answered on January 8, 2020.
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          I always worry about cleanliness…

          Blanket on a secluded beach! Answered on January 8, 2020.
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            It could be fun to have a bit of vegetable-oriented fun, then after you’re done wash them off and cook them up. Why not?

            Queen bed Answered on January 8, 2020.
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              First, wash the vegetable thoroughly. Condoms are a good choice to keep everything safe. But, if you want a different feel you can peel the first 1/4 or 1/3 of a cucumber and use it without the condom. There is some thought on the internet that the juice is healing or restorative to the vagina. (think of cucumber slices on red / tired eyes)

              Queen bed Answered on January 8, 2020.
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                Just make sure they don’t get lost internally!

                 

                Under the stars Answered on January 8, 2020.

                How would a cucumber or zuchini get lost internally?  Its a lot bigger than a tampon or diva cup and there is an end to the vagina…physically speaking it can’t go past a certain point.

                on January 9, 2020.

                Part of it could plausibly break off and be somewhat difficult to retrieve.

                on January 9, 2020.

                If a forgotten tampon can get stuck up in there and have to be retrieved by the doctor, I would think anything else could.

                on January 15, 2020.
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                  We’ve used a cucumber before, we didn’t bother with a condom, just washed it throughly with soap.  Just make sure you get all the prickly hairs off first.  They do come in a range of sizes especially if you go to a farmstand instead of a typical grocery store.

                  On the floor Answered on January 9, 2020.
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                    I asked my wife if she ever used a cucumber or vegetable and she did she has not, but thought about it.  A girl friend many years ago told me she used them frequently!

                    On the floor Answered on January 9, 2020.
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                      My wife and I have used cucumbers a few times in the past.  We didn’t use a condom on them then, just thoroughly washed them beforehand and made sure to get ones free of prickles.  It was fun to experiment with different-sized ones.

                      We’ve also experimented with bananas once or twice.

                      California King Answered on January 10, 2020.
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                        Wow lots of tips ! What is better zucchini or cucumbers or?

                        Double bed Answered on January 8, 2020.
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