What are the best/worst/funniest pick-up lines you’ve ever heard/used/had used on you?

    So I mentioned the pretend-you-are-strangers-in-a-bar game in an answer earlier, then almost immediately reached a spot in the fiction book I’m reading where a ghost who is clearly stuck in the 70’s tries to pick up this girl who has the unique ability to see ghosts and it cracked me up. His line was:

    “Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious.”

    That was so cheesy I considered opening wine! What great/terrible lines have you heard?

    Under the stars Asked on November 10, 2019 in Chit Chat, Jokes, and More .
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      The one used on me the most, and it’s quite frequently, is, “Hey sexy lady, I want to take you home!” Or, “Hey sexy lady, you wanna come home with me?”  -my husband, everytime he’s in or near a car and I am walking in the vicinity, it can be in our driveway, at a grocery store, at church, anywhere and everywhere.

      Under the stars Answered on November 10, 2019.
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        I do appreciate the stories that have been shared. Thank you all.

        Here’s a few more of the funny ones I was thinking of:

        • Do like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
        • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
        • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
        • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

         

        Under the stars Answered on November 11, 2019.
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          Back in the star struck 70’s, a classic line was ‘hey pretty lady, what’s your sign?’

           

          the best response ever was  ‘My sign?  How about no trespassing?’

          Double bed Answered on November 11, 2019.
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            Worst pick up ever came from a guy I came into contact with at work. He told me that the color I was wearing was perfect for me. I would have just accepted it as a compliment, but he then proceeded to clearly undress me with his eyes. At work. In front of a bunch of people. Ugh. If he’d thought the color was perfect, wouldn’t he want the dress to stay on? 😂

            On the floor Answered on November 11, 2019.
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              Is it hot in here or is it just you?

              California King Answered on November 11, 2019.
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                I was always a shy kid, teen, and young man. I was not a nerd though you wouldn’t know it by my carrier choices.  As a teen and into college I was a popular enough athlete/jock type.   There were plenty of girls around to date most of the time.   I always thought my friends were kind and can’t recall that we every talked about girls with disrespect or with misogyny.  We never made judgments about a girl’s personality or anatomy.  We were not good men, and were very shallow and in all of that, I never had a pickup line.  I would agree with SongOfAngels husband that “men are pigs” but add, “sometimes.”

                On the floor Answered on November 11, 2019.
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                  When i was in the self checkout a man kept staring at me to the point where it was embarrassing and distracting. He said i reminded him or looked like a movie actress and then proceeded to keep staring while he also was checking out his groceries.

                  I usually try to think that these kind of things men say to me are innocuous but when i told my husband if it was a pick up he said “yes, men are pigs”

                  Other ones were a regular that i see at coffee that said “you can’t miss you coming” and he said i was about the prettiest thing he’s ever seen. I think he’s in his 60’s.  i still see those as not a pick up but just a compliment but of course my husband would see it differently. Can’t remember the other ones.

                  Fell out of ... Answered on November 10, 2019.
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                    I either totally miss subtle hints of a pick up line, or totally dismiss them, so they don’t stick in my memory.  I don’t know if this would be a pick-up line, I hadn’t considered it so…. but I was once asked/told, “Why does God no longer allow for more than one wife?  If He did, you’d be mine.” (Yes, he was married. Yes, he knew I was married and worked loosely with my husband. No, I never told my husband.)

                    Under the stars Answered on November 10, 2019.

                    That’s just revolting on so many levels. It’s guys like this that make women upset so that other men are afraid to give a simple compliment.

                    on November 11, 2019.

                    I agree. My neighbor made no bones about the fact that he’d sleep with me if i let him….he’s known my husband for years, he would say things like ” i know you’d never cheat on your husband while he’s alive” UGH

                    on November 11, 2019.
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                      Never used them, nor heard them.  Wife and I have been together since junior high, so there was no need for “lines”.

                      Double bed Answered on November 11, 2019.
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                        This is my one and only, that I can think of. It struck me as very funny.

                        I had gone to a business place to pick up a check for DH. I walked in and the atmosphere was very tense and thick, and downright creepy. I don’t know what had happened, but I was very on edge, waiting for them to print that check. Finally, the manager brought it, hardly saying anything. He handed it to me and I looked it over. He wondered if it was alright. In an effort to lighten up the whole tense atmosphere, I said the only thing wrong with it as that it should have had my name on it. The manager and receptionist were thinking of redoing it, when I relieved them by saying, just kidding. The tenseness broke, they both laughed, and the manager said, if thats the case, than you and I will run away to Mexico. I walked out of there laughing. But, I still wonder what happened just before I got there.

                        On the floor Answered on November 11, 2019.
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